For those of you who can’t read panel three, it reads as follows:
It is the riotous duty of all members of Killisum to:
1. Kill stupid and annoying people
2. Step on bunnies
3. Eat babies (Mmm…baby back ribs…)
4. Like potatoes
5. Kill everyone as you would your neighbor. (So don’t forget their damn dog!)
6. Kill everyone named Fred
7. Kill any and all members, participants, and fans of MTV.
8. Kill your neighbor, as you would have your neighbor kill you.
9. Sacrifice someone every month.
10. Get 10 brownie points for pedestrians; 20 for cyclists.
