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DO NOT read this comic if you are offended by:real life stuff

Well I went to my parent’s thanks giving party, and it was a lot of fun…my Dad made his famous deep-fat-fried turkey! It was yummy, so moist and tender. And we didn’t set the neighborhood on fire like we did last year! For I used a fire extinguisher on the fiery doom!

I didn’t see much else of the party for the munchkins brought death and destruction upon their immediate environment, and since I was their focal point I had to remove myself for the sake of everyone else there. I consider it a victory that I prevented the munchkins from flaying me alive and eating my face. But I was unable to prevent them from eating my hair and punching me in the groin.

After the munchkins finally left I was free to join the rest of the family and then go home, but the munchkins had drained me of too much of my life essence for me to be suitable to drive. So my Mom took my car keys and made me take a nap. After my nap I had regained enough of my life essence to drive home safely.

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story and art: Joey
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